Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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