and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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