His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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