The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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