just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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