I hate all girls vehemently.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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