did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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