Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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