If i come over, it means nothing
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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