I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night