He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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