Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(727): View more from Florida

He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide

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(616): View more from Michigan

The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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(650): View more from California

How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...

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(949): View more from California

The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.

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(713): View more from Texas

My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO

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(260): View more from Indiana

so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night

(1-260): View more from Indiana

guilty

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