Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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