Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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