her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.