I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?