the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.