so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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