Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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