belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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