Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.