i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha