We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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