I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
ttyl tear gas
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's shark week go big or go home
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
