That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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