He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
why is half of my head shaved?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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