Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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