so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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