She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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