Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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