her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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