In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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