Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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