I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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