i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
its not stalking. its research.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool