well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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