Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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