dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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