Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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