JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sorry about my life...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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