I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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