if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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