I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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