What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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