just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I need mimosas to revive my soul
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
