then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize