She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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