I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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