So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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