I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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