Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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