I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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