drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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