so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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