I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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