I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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