the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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