pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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