I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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