soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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